It’s marking season at UEA, and as tutors, we’re all losing our minds a bit. So here’s a story based on real life events,* courtesy of the microfiction account UEA140story and co-authored in marking delusions with fellow marker Kim Sherwood. Marking.

In this essay, I will demonstrate how to effectively and definitively cure cancer – Sorry, ran out of time. See plan.

— UEA140Story (@uea140story) May 15, 2014

*Not based on real life events.