Cram for a test,
cause sluggishness and
break for 10 minutes.

Prepare for school:
is it that time again already?
Make only general purchases.

Break the procrastination
but keep putting it off?
Make a bet with your family.

Find out your IQ –
open other doors
with a good approximation.

Improve your memory:
points of most techniques
use the acronym ‘HOMES’.

Get your child to
mention harassed staff
– a clue to its desirability.

Help your child
try on everything
through the local buildings.

Network effectively;
the Doggy Olympics
are just the tip.

Get out of debt.
Throw away the pieces.
Many are Free.

[A found poem made up by flitting between the pages of How To do Just About Everything (M&S 2008), using a pattern based on the value of the word ‘Saturday’ (A=1, B=2, etc); the last stanza is the sum of the letters (160).]